I sit around and watch the tube, but nothing's on I change the channels for an hour or two
Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit I'm sick of all the same old shit
In a house with unlocked doors And I'm fucking lazy
* Bite my lip and close my eyes Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind And I smell like shit
Peel me off this Velcro seat and get me moving I sure as hell can't do it by myself
I'm feeling like a dog in heat Barred indoors from the summer street
I locked the door to my own cell And I lost the key
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I got no motivation Where is my motivation?
No time for motivation Smoking my inspiration, huh!
I sit around and watch the phone, but no one's calling
Call me pathetic, call me what you will (We will!)
My mother says to get a job But she don't like the one she's got
When masturbation's lost its fun You're fucking lonely
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