Hey now darling, you thought it was all fun and games
Running around, telling everyone why we're not together
I guess you just had to feel important
And I'm sure you thought I was just going to sit back and take it on the chin
But honey, I'm a songwriter And that darling is where you end And this song begins
* I found someone new who treats me better She don't bitch about things we ain't got
When I sing this tune.... it don't upset her And she's half your age And twice as hot
Oh, she wakes up every morning and she folds my clothes
Doesn't care about the strippers dancing at my shows
She knows that I love her so I just wanted you to know
Yee... haw
Yeah, oh
Oh she don't start trouble cause she don't need drama
She likes it in the morning and she loves my momma
I'm her big poppa and she's my little rock and roll
She's half your age And twice as hot
She's half your age
And twice as hot........... And twice as hot................
