Paperback writer
	Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
	It took me years to write, will you take a look?
	It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
	And I need a job, so I want to be a paperback writer
	Paperback writer
	It's the dirty story of a dirty man
	And his clinging wife doesn't understand
	His son is working for the Daily Mail
	It's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer
	Paperback writer
	Paperback writer
	It's a thousand pages, give or take a few
	I'll be writing more in a week or two
	I can make it longer if you like the style
	I can change it round and I want to be a paperback writer
	Paperback writer
	If you really like it you can have the rights
	It could make a million for you overnight
	If you must return it, you can send it here
	But I need a break and I want to be a paperback writer
	Paperback writer
	Paperback writer
	Paperback writer, paperback writer
	Paperback writer, paperback writer
	Paperback writer, paperback writer
	Paperback writer, paperback writer