Joan was quizzical studied
Pataphysical science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test tube
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine calls
Her on the phone
Can I take you out to the pictures Joan?
But as she's getting ready to go, a knock
Comes on the door
* Bang! bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Clang! clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she (he) was dead
/ / /
Back in school again,
Maxwell plays the fool again,
Teacher gets annoyed, wishing
To avoid an unpleasant scene
She tells Max to stay
when the class has gone away
So he waits behind writing fifty times
I must not be so
But when she turns her back on the boy,
He creeps up from behind
P.C Thirtyone said, "we've caught a dirty one"
Maxwell stand alone
Painting testimonial pictures, oh, oh, oh, oh
Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery
say he must go free
