Well, you should see Polythene Pam
She's so good looking
But she looks like a man
Well, you should see her in drag,
Dressed in her polythene bag
Yes, you should see Polythene Pam,
Yeh yeh yeh
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She's killer diller
When she's dressed to the hilt
She's the kind of a girl
That makes the news of the world
Yes, you could say
She was attractively built yeh, yeh yeh
