A bad little kid moved
In to my neighborhood
He won't do nothing right,
Just sitting down and looks so good
He don't want to go to school
And learn to read and write
Just sits around the house
And plays that rock
And roll music all night
Well, he puts thumb tacks
On the teacher's chair
Puts chewing gum in little girl's hair
(Spoken) now, junior, behave youself
Buys every rock and roll book
on the magazine stand
Every dime that he gets goes off
to the jukebox man
Well he worries his teacher till at night
she's ready to poop
From rocking and a rolling spinning
in a hula hoop
Well this rock and roll has got to stop
Junior's head is hard as rock
Now, junior, behave yourself
Going tell your mama you better do
what she said
Get to the barber shop
and get that hair cut off your head
Threw the canary and you fed it
to the neighbours cat
