Standing in the dock at Southampton
Trying to get to Holland or France
The man in the mac said
You've got to go back
You know they didn't even, give us a chance
* Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me
Finally made the plane into Paris
Honeymooning down by the Seine
Peter Brown called to say
You can make it O.K.
You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain
( * )
Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton
Talking in our beds for a week
The newspapers said
Say what you're doing in bed
I said, we're only trying
To get us some peace
( * )
Saving up your money for a rainy day
Giving all your clothes to charity
Last night the wife said, oh boy,
When you're dead
You can't take nothing with you
But your soul-think!
Made a lightning trip to Vienna
Eating chocolate cake in a bag
