My name is Dallas Major and I'm coming out to play
Looking for someone to have fun with while my husband walks away
I'm almost nearly forty, I'm just shy of five foot two
I'm a mum to teenage children, does that sound like fun to you?
* 'Cause I hate it here I hate it here
I hate it here I hate it, I hate it
So I go by Dallas Major but that's not really my name
You know I used to be quite famous, that was way back in the day
Yes, I'm here for validation and I probably should explain
How my marriage has been open since my husband went astray
** And I hate it here I hate it
My name is Dallas Major and I'm coming out to play
Looking for someone to have fun with while my husband walks away
I'm almost nearly forty, I'm just shy of five foot two
I'm a mum to teenage children, does that sound like fun to you?
Her name is Dallas Major She used to be quite famous
She's no stranger to failure Her name is Dallas Major
She's terrified of failure She's just here for validation
I thought they got married in Vegas They call her Dallas Major
