The book of love is long and boring No one can lift the damn thing
It's full of charts and facts and figures and instructions for dancing
* But I I love it when you read to me
And you You can read me anything
The book of love has music in it In fact that's where music comes from
Some of it is just transcendental Some of it is just really dumb
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The book of love is long and boring And written very long ago
It's full of flowers and heart-shaped boxes And things we're all too young to know
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