I went home with a waitress, the way I always do
How was I to know? She was with the Russians too
I was gambling in Havana, I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns, and money, Dad, get me out of this, ha!
I'm the innocent bystander, but somehow I got stuck Between a rock and a hard place,
and I'm down on my luck Yes, I'm down on my luck,
yes, I'm down on my luck
I'm hiding in Honduras, I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns, and money, the shit has hit the fan
Send lawyers, guns, and money, huh Send lawyers, guns, and money, huh
Send lawyers, guns, and money, hey Send lawyers, guns, and money, oh