I'm all for strong women and what they have to say
They deserve liberation, same work, equal pay
I like restaurants or parties with mixed company
But there’s times I like hanging with just my buddies and me
Lately, there's a lady who's lurking about
Finds the times and the places the boys are gonna hang out
And she thinks we’ll consider her just one of us If she drinks like a sailor and knows how to cuss
Well, put a lid on it, baby Zip it up, lose the key Who invited you anyway?
It sure wasn't me Your long story is boring Jokes obnoxious at best
Put a lid on it, baby Give your pie hole a rest
Now my wife is a wonder, she's my dearest friend
She can charm all the ladies, hold her own with the men
Now she and her girlfriends will get together sometimes
For chewing the fat and speaking their minds
And she can't comprehend the woman's lack of respect
For the break we all need from the opposite sex Or people so plainly unsure of themselves
That they have to pretend they are somebody else
Put a lid on it, baby Zip it up, lose the key Who invited you anyway?
It sure wasn't me We're too kind to tell you That we all think it best
You put a lid on it, baby Give your pie hole a rest