I woke up on the ground,
I guess I shoulda kept that shit to myself,
Turns out I’m pretty good at running my mouth, But not good enough,
You know when I go in it’s lights out,
I couldn’t hear a thing cuz the song was too loud, Last night I had 32 teeth in my mouth,
Some went away...
Why’d you have to go and fucking ruin my day?
You’re the reason why I got my ass kicked, But you’re the only way to drown my sadness, This is my love/hate letter out to alcohol, You’re the reason why I got my ass kicked,
I was laid out flat like a centerfold,
Jakey and his partner drove me home, Looking in the mirror something’s wrong, Let me get my dentist on the phone,
Found my keys then I went back out, Someone asked me how it all went down, I remember like it’s yesterday,
I took a shot, took a shot, took a shot, took another shot, Fell right out my fucking chair swinging for his eye,
Then a big chrome ring flew in from the side,
I thought I died...
Why’d you have to go and fucking ruin my night?
You’re the reason why I got my ass kicked, But you’re the only way to drown my sadness, This is my love/hate letter out to alcohol, You’re the reason why I got my ass kicked,