Well, hello everybody, I've come to say I didn't come to stay, I just come to play
So lock all the doors and open up the wine Tell all the pretty ladies to get in line
* 'Cause I'm drunk and crazy (drunk and crazy) Drunk and crazy (drunk and crazy)
Drunk and crazy, gonna let the good times roll
Way 'cross the room I see a fancy fox I got the key to open up her lock
I slide across the floor like a greasy eel I say, "Hey baby, tell me how do you feel?"
** She says, "Drunk and crazy" (Drunk and crazy)
She says, "Drunk and crazy" (Drunk and crazy)
Drunk and crazy, gonna let the good times roll I say let it roll
Drunk and crazy Drunk and crazy
I was just about to put the cake in the oven
Look over my shoulder and there's her big ol' husband
He was turnin' blue, he was seein' red
He knocked me down, slapped me round, and stomped on my head
They got me to the hospital in the nick of time I had a fractured skull and a busted spine
When in come the doctor he could hardly stand
Got a bottle in his pocket and a scalpel in his hand
