Listening to the muzak, hearin' people scream
Sittin' in the waiting room readin' crappy magazines
With a toothache This is it pal, root canal
My molars are impacted, I'm gettin' gum disease
I'm gonna need some fillings, got twelve cavities
Can you help me? Have mercy, doctor please
* My teeth are a fright Got a huge overbite
Numb me Drill me Floss me Bill me
You jab at my nerve endings, it's driving me insane
Just give me nitrous oxide, shoot me up with Novocaine
Help me out here, 'cause I'm in severe Pain
** Please stop for a bit Now let me rinse and spit
Numb me Drill me Floss me Bill me
You validate my parking, I think that I'm okay
But you make one more appointment for a week from Saturday
'Cause you came upon A little problem on my x-ray Oy vey
It's getting absurd Well, I hope I'm insured now
Numb me Drill me Floss me Bill me
