In a village in Old Siam, sir Lived a lady who lost her way
In an effort to find a man, sir She found herself in the old U.K.
She waited round in Walthamstow She scouted round in Scarborough
She waited round in Walthamstow She skated round in Scarborough
In a village in old East Ham, sir She met a fellow who made her reel
Took her rushes to show his mam, sir Met his dad at the wedding meal
In a letter from Old Siam, sir Came a terrible tale of woe
She decided the only answer Was to get up a pile of dough
* She waited round in Walthamstow She scouted round in Scarborough
She waited round in Walthamstow She skated round in Scarborough
When a relative told her man, sir He directed her not to stay
In a village in Old Siam, sir Lives a lady who lost her way
In a village in Old Siam, sir Lived a lady who lost her way
In an effort to find a man, sir Found herself in the old U.K.
In a village in Old Siam, sir Lived a lady who lost her way
In an effort to find a man, sir She found herself in the old U.K.
