Someday, without trying You'll find something that's rare
Like an eight-letter word On a triple-word square
And I knew a girl Who thrived on secondhand news
She wore clips in her hair And she judged boys by their shoes
* Call it coincidence But whenever we're together
You're on top of the world While I'm under the weather
A thousand ideas I try to tell crossword girl How do I get one across
When you're always too down? And if things get hard
Will you throw in the pen? But if you are unsure You can pencil it in
Hold your breath for up to ten seconds
Ask a friend, a good friend, to scare you when you least expect it
And if that doesn't work, stand on your head and drink a glass of water