Hey, leave a message
Hey, call me back When you get this Or when you've got a minute
We really need to talk Wait, you know what Maybe just forget it
Cause by the time you get this Your number might be blocked
Stay and blah blah blah You just want what you can't have
No wait, I'll call the cops If you don't stop I'll call your dad
** And I hate to do this to you on your birthday Happy birthday by the way
It's not you it's me and all that other bullshit
You know that's bullshit Don't you, babe I'm not your party favor
Look, now I know we could've done it better But we can't change the weather
And the weather's come and gone Books don't make sense if you read them backwards
You'll single out the wrong words Like you mishear all my songs
You hear stay and blah blah blah You just want what you can't have
No wait, I'll call the cops If you don't stop I'll call your dad