You used to get it in your fishnets Now you only get it in your night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness Landed in a very common crisis
Everything's in order in a black hole Nothing seems as pretty as the past though
The Bloody Mary's lacking her Tabasco Remember when you used to be a rascal?
* Oh the boy's a slag The best you ever had The best you ever had
Is just a memory and those dreams But as daft as they seem
As daft as they seem My love when you dream them up...
Flicking through a little book of sex tips Remember when the boys were all electric?
Now when she's told she's gonna get it I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it
Clinging to not getting sentimental Said she wasn't going but she went still
Likes her gentlemen not to be gentle Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting pencil?
You used to get it in your fishnets Now you only get it in your night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness Landed in a very common crisis
Everything's in order in a black hole Nothing seems as pretty as the past though
That Bloody Mary's lacking in Tabasco Remember when he used to be a rascal?