I thought that I had everybody on my side but I went and blew it all sky high
and now she won't even spare a passing glance all just because I ripped my pants
when big larry came 'round just to put him down Spongebob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance with a fool who went and... ripped his pants
* I know I shouldn't mope around I shouldn't curse
but the pain feels so much worse
Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun than a burn from the sun or sand in your buns...
Now I learned a lesson I wont soon forget so listen and you wont regret
Be true to yourself dont miss your chance and you won't end up like the fool...
who... ripped... his... pants.....
