You booked the night train for a reason So you could sit there in this hurt
Bustling crowds or silent sleepers You're not sure which is worse
Because I dropped your hand while dancing Left you out there standing
Crestfallen on the landing Champagne problems
Your mom's ring in your pocket My picture in your wallet
Your heart was glass, I dropped it Champagne problems
You told your family for a reason You couldn't keep it in
Your sister splashed out on the bottle Now no one's celebrating
Dom Pérignon, you brought it No crowd of friends applauded
Your hometown skeptics called it Champagne problems
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You had a speech, you're speechless Love slipped beyond your reaches
And I couldn't give a reason Champagne problems
Your Midas touch on the Chevy door November flush and your flannel cure
"This dorm was once a madhouse" I made a joke, "Well, it's made for me"
How evergreen, our group of friends Don't think we'll say that word again
And soon they'll have the nerve to deck the halls That we once walked through
One for the money, two for the show I never was ready so I watch you go
Sometimes you just don't know the answer 'Til someone's on their knees and asks you
"She would've made such a lovely bride What a shame she's fucked in the head," they said
But you'll find the real thing instead She'll patch up your tapestry that I shred
And hold your hand while dancing Never leave you standing
Crestfallen on the landing With champagne problems
Your mom's ring in your pocket Her picture in your wallet
You won't remember all my Champagne problems
You won't remember all my Champagne problems