I said "Good morning mister fisherman" "Good morning" Said he
"Have you any lobster you can sell to me?"
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Row-tiddley-row-tiddley- doe-doe-doe
He says "yes I have some lobster, lobster I have three
and the biggest of the bastards I shall sell to thee"
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So I took the lobsters home and I couldn't find a pot
so I put them in the place where the missus goes to squat
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In the middle of the night it went just like this
the missus got up to go and have a p**s
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Well the missus let go a grunt then the missus let out a scream
and if one of them f**king lobsters didn't get her where she pees
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Well I grabbed a mop she grabbed the broom
we beat the f**king lobster round and round the room
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We beat it on the head we beat it on the side
we beat that f**king lobster until the bastard died
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The moral of the story the moral is this,
Always take a look before you have a p**s
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