เนื้อเพลง The Ballad Of John And Yoko The Beatles
		
	Standing in the dock at Southampton
	Trying to get to Holland or France
	The man in the mac said, You've got to go back
	You know they didn't even give us a chance
	Christ you know it ain't easy
	You know how hard it can be
	The way things are going
	They're going to crucify me
	Finally made the plane into Paris
	Honeymooning down by the Seine
	Peter Brown called to say
	You can make it OK
	You can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain
	Christ you know it ain't easy
	You know how hard it can be
	The way things are going
	They're going to crucify me
	Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton
	Talking in our beds for a week
	The newspapers said, Say what you doing in bed
	I said, We're only trying to get us some peace
	Christ you know it ain't easy
	You know how hard it can be
	The way things are going
	They're going to crucify me
	Saving up your money for a rainy day
	Giving all your clothes to charity
	Last night the wife said
	Oh boy, when you're dead
	You don't take nothing with you
	But your soul, think
	Made a lightning trip to Vienna
	Cating chocolate cake in a bag
	The newspapers said, She's gone to his head
	They look just like two gurus in drag
	Christ you know it ain't easy
	You know how hard it can be
	The way things are going
	They're going to crucify me
	Caught an early plane back to London
	Fifty acorns tied in a sack
	The men from the press said, We wish you success
	It's good to have the both of you back
	Christ you know it ain't easy
	You know how hard it can be
	The way things are going
	They're going to crucify me
	The way things are going
	They're going to crucify me