เนื้อเพลง The Doctor Loudon Wainwright III
I went to the doctor and the doctor said, "Son You look older than me and I'm seventy-one.
You're fallin apart, and not living right." I went to the doctor and the doctor said, " Loud,
You gotta stop hanging round with that old in crowd
Living's a battle, and you're losing the fight."
I went to the doctor and the doctor said, "Boy, your body's temple, its not a toy.
Fill up this here paper cup and give it to the nurse." (Don't spill it now!)
I went to the doctor and the doctor said
"Friend this should be the middle, but it could be the end.
You'd better get better, or else you gonna get worse."
* Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh , I went to the doctor Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh , I went to the doctor.
I went to the doctor and the doctor said, "Sir, we got back the x-ray, everything's a blur!
Its all positive, thats what every single test shows
I went to the doctor and the doctor said, "Kid,
It was something that you ate or drank or something that you did.
And its spreading on down to your toes."
I went to the doctor and the doctor said, "Please
get on down to the drugstore and pick up some of these.
Than get on home, get into your bed." I went to the doctor and the doctor said, "Shucks,
Thats about all, you owe me three hundred bucks.
And call me in the morning, thats if you're not dead."