เนื้อเพลง Your New Boyfriend Wilbur Soot
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be When I was a kid on VOIP
I thought when I get older I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm 26 and I work in an office 9 til 5's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing I'd make it me and not him
* But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch Chat I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him, Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole Woo!
Yeah, I've met Jared, of course I've met Jared The one that took you away from me
You hit it off instantly I know, cause you won't stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude (I'm not gay though)
Cause she's living the dream Oh, she's living the dream From back when we were seventeen
She's living the dream Oh, she's living the dream From back when we were seventeen
How on earth can I be saved When I'm one click away from insane
I just think that I deserve A little bit of what I earned
I'm not gonna make another scene the one I made when I was 23
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
I think about you everyday So how on earth can I be saved
I think about him a lot as well Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell
Cause you're beauty And you're grace Your telephone calls are my favorite place
I want you to notice me With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo!)
I want you to care I want to smell your hair
